Because in real life Vanessa Hudgens was all over that crap.
And I am an American, and 17 at that.
Vanessa managed to find herself a gorgeous stretch of white sand beach that was free of any spring breakers, as she appeared alone in the snapshot with no other beachgoers around.
Vanessa ended Wednesday with a sunset cocktail hour, where she looked angelic in a and breezy coverup.
Does no remember the press chewing up Brit with her shaved head photos? In January, she starred in Fox's televised production of Rent, the Jonathan Larson rock musical based on La Boheme that opened on Broadway in 1996.
If you know Vanessa, you know she loves to flaunt it in a bikini.
Come on, the girl sounds like a bad Britney Spears impersonator being mauled by feral street cats.