And I don't get guys like that.
PeachJars hails from Texas, where they grow them bigger, better, and hotter, much to the delight of her many fans and followers.
The user base tends to be extremely open-minded, so they can easily be persuaded to try non-monogamy if the right opportunity comes along.
After digging she has done similar with at least 2 married men with kids and one without kids.
And I feel like the pandemic has had its benefits, too.
Fans are encouraged to send fan mail and gifts, and when they choose her as the hottest only fans site they will not be disappointed.
So I made that a song.